An interview with Tom Hiddleston
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
It’s like a superhero origin story
IRL BRITISH STEVE ROGERS
"And that day I decided to be made of sunshine and flowers for now and forever"
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
I JUST WON MY VERY OWN WALMART LATER PEASANTS
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN
ya know what would help in this situation Takato? If you had some sort of eye protection, like say glasses but they cover the front of your eyes instead of being glass you put in front of your eyes. Being plastic would help because plastic wouldn’t break as easily as glass.
Ahh but where would you get such a device? Oh well guess you’re just going to have to face the brunt of the sand storm with your eyes unprotected..
*steals your wallet*
*goes in for the slam dunk*
*while in mid air yo girl texts me, impressed, wanting to hang*
*takes your starbucks coffee*
*slamdunks your coffee*
take that hipsters
*points to the wasted coffee*
Ur gonna pay for a new one government
Or can your trillion dollars in debt not handle the price?
it’s actually 17 trillion
*slamdunks your attitude*
"just talk to people!!!11!!!!1!!1!1!11!!!! it’s easy!!! why are you so shy???? making friends is so easy!!1!!!!!11!!!!!"